What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Dislike this.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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