What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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