This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Womens' Rights

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