- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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