how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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