- Anti Joke

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"