You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Women's sports.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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