Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

NAACP

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

No, Trinidad.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

do you want to hear a joke?

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Shut the cork up!

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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