What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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