What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

your mom was so fat that she died.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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