What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Sarah Palin.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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