- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

America

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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