- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Half life 3 confirmed

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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