- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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