- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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