did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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who's a slut... you're mom

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womens rights.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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