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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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