- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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