- Anti Joke

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

whats funnier than 24? 25

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