whats polish and black a polish black person

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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