- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

I literally died laughing

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

You know whats funny Aids

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.