- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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