How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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I need to start studying.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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