Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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