- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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