- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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