- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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