selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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