NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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