there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Tough crowd tonight...

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

The WNBA

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...