- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Vaginal secretions

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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