- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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