Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Agent 47.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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