- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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