- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Black people

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Your Mother

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Charles Manson is innocent.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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