- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why? Why Not?

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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