- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Penis

Obama.

Jews

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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