- Anti Joke

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

get in the car.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato