What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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more chocolate?

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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