Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

i read the terms of service when i posted this

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Anti Joke

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