I'm Jewish

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Cancer.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Women's rights.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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