- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How high is a Chinaman

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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