How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Yo mama's fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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