Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

A russian gives away vodka.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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