How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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