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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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women's rights

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Justin Bieber

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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THE GAME

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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