- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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