- Anti Joke

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Donald Trump.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.