- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

The WNBA

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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