- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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